



In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.As I had mentioned before “The Madge” insisted that we have a pool installed primarily for Her, Cooper, Grandkids, Our Kids, Relatives, Friends and me. Well the long wait is over. On June the 9th they start staking out the yard and the following day they start digging. Weather permitting it should be finished in one month, hopefully in time for Erin and Caden’s visit for the Fourth of July.
What is unbelievable is we had three custom pool companies come out and look things over. Two actually gave us a bid and after we made certain modifications to the plans only one gave us a final quote. I would like to make some further minor changes (adding an outlet or a water faucet) but I am afraid that they too might disappear like the others and we would be back to square one.
Since I’ve been alone these last few days, OK Cooper’s been with me, I have been religiously sticking to my (The Madge’s) diet. It has finally come to me that I really haven’t gained weight but rather a victim of a conspiracy by the yellow people to have Westerner’s starve to death. I believe that since there are no XL nor Large models in the Far East they just “wing it” when it comes to sizing and slowly reduce the sizes until one can not fit into the Large but have to bump up to an XL, or XL to XXL. You then become depressed, go on a drastic diet thereby weakening your body and go into a state of Depression allowing these yellow skinned cowards to conquer us. Yup, I really do believe it, but how did they manage to make my wedding band shrink???

"The Madge" had another golf lesson and this time came home with suggested golf clubs that the Pro says would suit her. I called around and found some for $900 which is just the irons, and still looking for the woods. Now I don't mind getting her these BUT this is a girl that has had a total of 24 days of private ski lessons and still can't ski. She finally told me that she is afraid of heights, so if you plan on skiing in Houston no problem but I think you need a mountain or two to get the full effect. I do not believe there is a big rush on the clubs.
Check out the Mega Mel Burger and try to imagine someone polishing this baby off in nine minutes (the record).