I Can't Make This Stuff Up

Headlines from KCBS San Francisco "Oakland 2nd Graders Reportedly Engage In Sex Acts. Teacher Suspended" the story went on to read "In one case, several students apparently took off their clothes and were naked in the classroom. In the second incident, a boy and girl reportedly engaged in oral sex in front of their classmates". In didn't occur to me at first but as this happened in Oakland, CA, who's to say that the 2nd grade students weren't consenting adults. Another thing because of Oakland's the proximity to San Francisco we should at least be thankful it involved members of the opposite sex.

Another story this week comes from Frayser High School in Memphis, Tennesse, "90 teenage girls pregnant in one High School". According to three of the students Chriscinda, Kendasha and Rashanique all with the last name Thompson but not related, it was "A cute thing to do" and "I'm doing something that I'm good at".
President Obama has formed a new panel to look into this and has appointed golfer Tiger Woods sex czar.
Hey the other guy in the picture is football idol Ben Roethlisberger who will be starring in a playoff game this weekend.
This playoff game has placed me in an awkward situation, do I root for Mr. Nice Guy Ben and the steelers or the low class Jets and their fat coach? No problem "Go Green Bay".
One thing I noticed about Ben, he rarely wears his cap the correct way. According to the Encyclopedia, "A baseball cap is a soft hat that consists of a soft fabric crown sewn of several sections of fabric, a visor that protects the eyes from the sun, and a plastic extender in the center back that can adjust the size of the cap. Without a visor is referred to in the industry as a "beanie." Another explanation of the tilted and reversed visor comes from Jim Kenney, the turning of the visor on the cap signifies ones IQ and the more it is turned the lower your IQ is until the sub 100 IQ is achieved.
"The Madge" is scheduled for surgery. Being the Jill Strap that she was, a torn meniscus has developed. Arthroscopic surgery has tentatively been scheduled for Feb 2, she wants to "get it over with in time for our Hawaiian trip" we don't plan on leaving for Hawaii until the 25th of March so this gives her plenty of time to recuperate. As far as the logistics of the the trip go, I am in the process of setting up various excursions for first timer "The Madge". I contacted a limo company on Oahu to arrange transportation for us, I asked about their advertised tour which included "The Polynesian Culture Center" and how long does it give us to visit it? The owner said that they do not stop at any of the places listed on their website and so it's basically a drive by. No, no, no this won't do. Just let me have the stretch for the whole day. He would get back to me and that was six days ago. Is it time to move on??
More to follow.