Chew On This

Without getting too graphic the eating instructions you received after having your prostate removed is "After surgery until you expel the air that has been pumped into you eat one teaspoon of ice chips at a time, once you have passed the air you graduate to colored liquids". Breaking wind is no problem for a pro like me so I went into colored liquids within 24 hours, now comes the tricky part. "Continue of colored liquids until you have a movement at which point you can eat solid foods" OK, I have been eating jello and slurping down broth and juices for almost one week, remember you must fast 24 hours prior to surgery. What would they like me to move??? There is nothing in the system!!! I broke down today and asked "The Madge" to give me something to EAT, well I just had a can of Tuna fish and it tasted better than any meal I have ever eaten in my entire life. It took twenty minutes to finish it, savoring each bite and I am full. I don't want to get carried away so for dinner I might have two cups of warm water and an cherry flavored ice pop.
In the meantime I would like to share these with you.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

Many thanks to Doug Martin for sharing these.