I Hope It's Temporary

"The Madge" is a proverbial Piped Piper, but not limited to just rats and children, she attracts all forms of life. Well last night she came strolling in the house announcing "Look what I found". A Boxer puppy, about six months, was walking in the house with her and it looked as though it was glued to side. The first thing we did was determine the sex, "The Madge" sighed it was another male. Hey wait a minute, this little guy isn't going to stay with us forever so what difference does that make? She said he looks as though he is suffering from starvation so she proceeded to give him a couple of dog biscuits, a bowl of food, a vitamin dog treat and a raw hide chew. This dog is a perfect weight and is in extremely good health, he is lean, bright and energetic unlike the rest of the males in this house. She soon realized that the more you pump into his body the more that came out. He is NOT housebroken. If she gave him two pounds of food then 1.999 pounds were deposited in various rooms of our house and were supplemented with a few quarts of liquid, always within a few feet of the loads. This morning after cleaning up a few gifts that were left by our new friend I quietly coaxed him out of our bedroom and took him in the backyard to hopefully empty his system. He will NOT venture on the grass and he calmly squatted on the patio to bestow his morning movement for me to clean up, this was followed by a couple of squirts on the patio furniture. Early this morning I have made fliers and signs to see if we can find his rightful owners. PLEASE CROSS YOUR FINGERS!!!